Self-Portrait

i am short brown hair with sort of a bit of red thrown in their, relatively straight, skin like parchment, and at times like a lobster, blue eyes like the ocean, with long, dark, thick lashes, droopy left eye, really dark circles under the eyes, some veins there as well, don't forget the spattering of freckles, don't forget pimples, ears are lopsided, crooked nose, but then again it's a straight slope, horribly chipped teeth, but straight, long tongue, thought i'd throw that in there, pink lips, pretty thin, strong neck, but not thick, that'd be a little gross, broad shoulders, flabby-ish arms, more freckles, more veins, knobby wrists, palms are the vein-iest, i like it that way, sometimes bit finger nails, fine with that, small fingers, but i'd like to think long and strong, curvy tummy, b-cup, legs=tree trunks, skinny, skinny, skinny ankles, tiny, tiny, tiny feet, with a bit of a tattoo on the right

i am jeans and a tee shirt + a sweater/cardigan, belt (sometimes), studs (most always), and some flats. my classic outfit. i love it and am constantly reinforcing it at old navy.

i could always get dressed up, don't worry, i know how. and sometimes i love that too. i like lace. i like bows. i like sequins. i like heels. i like clutches. i like diamonds. i like tule.

but i'm in high school. maybe when i'm thirty, flirty, and thriving, i'll put on a ball gown and go to a cocktail party and put on a cocktail dress and go to a ball

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