Oh God, Oh man, Oh no, Another triangle sess, and you know what that means, Pokémon.

Finally he get's on the back of Hockalugi. That took a while. Idiot. Stupid. Retard.

I could definitely use some pants. Did that really just happen?

I'd have to say Slowking is my man. Really, I think I might be in love.

Oh we've been quite scrupulous, but being good guys is quite dupulous.

Is dupulous even a word?

Whatever. All I know is that Clash rhymes with Ash, and the only kid named Ash in the entire world, is Ash Ketchum. So, he is, of course, the chosen one.

But actually I think I'm going to keep playing this flute.

Because Lugia has telepathy. Well, he talks without moving his mouth, and it's sort of awesome.

I'm also pretty sure that Lugia is guido.

It's okay if you don't understand any of this.