“Humans are the only animal that blushes, laughs, has religion, wages war, and kisses with lips. So in a way, the more you kiss with lips, the more human you are.”

Seeing At 1:45... with Than and Anthony? Hahahaha

Hydriotaphia and The Garden of Cyrus and Sir Thomas Browne= Information Overload.

The only thing I am absolutely positive about my future is that if I ever have a kid (which I'm not sure about) and it's a girl (which I'm also not sure about, obviously) then she will be named Adelina. That name is the only thing I'm sure about.

I just thought that was weird. And sort of sad. But funny at the same time.

Woe. For Christmas I will be receiving books I already own from the extended family.

The Books that have an x I most likely own. The ones in black all the way at the end I most definitely do not own.

Better late than never.

1 Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen (x)

2 The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien ()

3 Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte (x)

4 Harry Potter series - JK Rowling (x)

5 To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee (x)

6 The Bible ()

7 Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte ()

8 Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell ()

9 His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman (x)

10 Great Expectations - Charles Dickens ()

11 Little Women - Louisa M Alcott ()

12 Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy ()

13 Catch 22 - Joseph Heller ()

14 Complete Works of Shakespeare ()

15 Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier ( )

16 The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien (x)

17 Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk ()

18 Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger (x)

19 The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger ()

20 Middlemarch - George Eliot ()

21 Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell ()

22 The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald (x)

23 Bleak House - Charles Dickens ()

24 War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy ()

25 The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams ()

26 Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh ()

27 Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky ()

28 Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck (x)

29 Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll ()

30 The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame (x)

31 Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy ()

32 David Copperfield - Charles Dickens ()

33 Chronicles of Narnia - CS Lewis (x)

34 Emma - Jane Austen (x)

35 Persuasion - Jane Austen ()

36 The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis (x)

37 The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini ()

38 Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres ()

39 Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden ()

40 Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne ()

41 Animal Farm - George Orwell ()

42 The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown (x)

43 One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ()

44 A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving ()

45 The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins ()

46 Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery (x)

47 Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy ()

48 The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood ()

49 Lord of the Flies - William Golding (x)

50 Atonement - Ian McEwan ()

51 Life of Pi - Yann Martel ()

52 Dune - Frank Herbert ()

53 Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons ()

54 Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen ()

55 A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth ()

56 The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon ( )

57 A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens ()

58 Brave New World - Aldous Huxley ()

59 The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon ()

60 Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez ()

61 Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck (x)

62 Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov ()

63 The Secret History - Donna Tartt ()

64 The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold (x)

65 Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas ()

66 On The Road - Jack Kerouac ()

67 Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy ()

68 Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding ()

69 Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie ()

70 Moby Dick - Herman Melville ()

71 Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens()

72 Dracula - Bram Stoker (x)

73 The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett (x)

74 Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson ()

75 Ulysses - James Joyce ()

76 The Inferno - Dante ()

77 Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome ()

78 Germinal - Emile Zola ()

79 Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray ()

80 Possession - AS Byatt ()

81 A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens (x)

82 Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell ()

83 The Color Purple - Alice Walker ()

84 The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro ()

85 Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert ()

86 A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry ()

87 Charlotte’s Web - EB White (x)

88 The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom ()

89 Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (x)

90 The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton ()

91 Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad ()

92 The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery ()

93 The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks ()

94 Watership Down - Richard Adams()

95 A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole ()

96 A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute ()

97 The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas ()

98 Hamlet - William Shakespeare ()

99 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl ()

100 Les Miserables - Victor Hugo ()

101 Go and Come Back-Joan Abelove ()

102 Bastard Out of Carolina- Dorothy Allison ()

103 In the Time of the Butterflies- Julia Alvarez ()

104 Feed- M.T. Anderson ()

105 Forgotten Fire- Adam Bagdasarian ()

106 Postcards From No Man’s Land- Aidan Chambers ()

107 Caramelo- Sandra Cisneros ()

108 Life is Funny- E.R. Frank ()

109 My Heartbeat- Garret Freymann-Weyr ()

110 How to Read Literature Like a Professor: A Lively and Entertaining Guide to Reading Between the Lines- Thomas C. Foster

111 Me and Orson Welles- Robert Kaplow

112 The Bean Trees- Barbara Kingslover

113 Bird by Bird: Some Instructions on Writing and Life- Anne Lamott

114 Chinese Cinderella: The True Story of an Unwanted Daughter- Adeline Mah

115 Monster- Walter Dean Myers

116 19 Varieties of Gazelle: Poems of the Middle East- Naomi Shihab Nye

117 Woe is I: The Grammarphobe’s Guide to Better English in Plain English- Patricia T. O’Connor

118 A Gracious Plenty- Sheri Reynolds

119 Push- Sapphire

120 Persepolis- Marjane Satrapi

121 A Rose that Grew from Concrete- Tupak Shapur

122 Fires in the Mirror: Crown Heights and Other Identities- Anna Deavere Smith

123 The Kite Runner- Khaled Hosseini

3a.m. "i couldve helped you with your homework

oh god. there goes my heart. what the hell.

Alexander the Great: Which is the most cunning of animals?

Indian Philosopher: The animal which man has not yet discovered.

-Plutarch, Parallel Lives

-Nicholas Christopher, The Bestiary

*From the creator of Chowder's blog!!!

Love Actually is all around.

Session Party, Get Crunk.

Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Authors by Lauren Leto.

J.D. Salinger

Kids who don’t fit in (duh).

Stephanie Meyer

People who type like this: OMG. Mah fAvvv <3>

J.K. Rowling

Smart geeks.

Jeffrey Eugenides

Girls who didn’t get enough drama when they were younger.

Jonathan Safran Foer

30somethings who were cool when they were 20something.

Jodi Picoult

Your mom when she’s at her time of the month.

Chuck Palahniuk

Boys who can’t read.

Leo Tolstoy

Guys I want to date.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Guys I want to sleep with. (The difference between the two Russian authors lies in the fact that I think the Underground Man is sexier than Pierre Buzukhov).

Ayn Rand

Workaholics seeking validation.

David Foster Wallace

Confirmed 90’s literati.

Jane Austen (or Bronte Sisters)

Girls who made out with other girls in college when they were going through a “phase”.

Haruki Murakami

People who like good music.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

People who can start a fire.

Nathaniel Hawthorne

People who used to sleep so heavy that they would pee their pants.

Charles Dickens

Ninth graders who think they’re going to be authors someday but end up in marketing.

William Shakespeare

People who like bondage.

Mark Twain

Liars.

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

People who drink scotch.

Edgar Allan Poe

Men who live in their mother’s basements. Or goth seventh graders.

Michael Crichton

Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.

John Grisham

Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic.

Dan Brown

People who used to get lost in supermarkets when they were kids.

Dave Eggers

Guys who are in the third coolest frat of a private college.

Margaret Atwood

Women whose favorite color is hunter green.

William Faulkner

People who are good at crosswords.

Jackie Collins

Your drunk stepmother.

Nicholas Sparks

Women who are usually constipated.

James Patterson

Men who score a 153 on their LSAT exam.

Sylvia Plath

Girls who keep journals (too easy).

George Orwell

Conspiracy theorists (too easy).

Aldous Huxley

People who are bigger conspiracy theorists than Orwell fans.

Harper Lee

People who have read only one book in their life and it was To Kill A Mockingbird (and it was their assigned reading in the ninth grade).

Nick Hornby

Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.

Ernest Hemingway

Men who own cottages.

F. Scott Fitzgerald

People who get ARM mortgages.

Vladimir Nabokov

Men who use words like ‘dubious’ and ‘tenacity’.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Sommelieres.

Bret Easton Ellis

Foo Fighters’ fans.

Hunter S Thompson

That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.

Cormac McCarthy

Men who don’t eat cream cheese.

Thomas Aquinas

Premature ejaculators.

Pearl S. Buck

Women whose favorite president was Harry S. Truman.

Toni Morrison

Female high-school English professors who only have an undergraduate degree.

Stephen King

11th graders who peed their pants while watching the movie It.

H.P. Lovecraft

People who can quote the Comic Book Guy from Simpsons.

Brothers Grimm

Only children with Oedipal complexes.

Lewis Carroll

People who move to Thailand after high school for the drug scene.

C.S. Lewis

Youth group leaders who picked their nose in the 4th grade.

Hermann Hesse

People who own one straw chair in their house.

Phillippa Gregory

Women who have repressed their desire to go to Renaissance Festivals

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth.

Stieg Larsson

Girls who are too frightened to go skydiving.

O. Henry

Men who have names like Earl or Cliff and were really close with their paternal grandfather.

Virginia Woolf

Female high-school French teachers who have their master’s degree.

Joseph Heller

People who love buying drinks for their friends. See also, people who cringe when they see their bar tab.

Dean Koontz

People who would never dream of owning any type of “toy” breed dog.

John Irving

People whose parents are divorced.

Salman Rushdie

People who google image search Padma Lakshmi late at night.

Albert Camus

People who went to art school after “trying it out” at a public university.

Kurt Vonnegut

People who played Creep by Radiohead while having sex or smoking pot.

James Joyce

People who do not like John Cusack movies.

"The spider had legs like black licorice. I love licorice. The spider said,

"Come into my web. I am smarter and better. I will think for you. Stop thinking. I will take care of you."

So I went in. The blinding white was like snow. I love snow. I was happy. Soon I started to become numb from the cold, I didn't really mind. Something started happening though. All the white turned red. Like blood. I hate blood. I was scared, but I couldn't move.

I cried.

The spider laughed.

Disheveled Librarian and Klepto-Freak.

HP6

Woah!

12 Hours

I'm freaking out.

I want to be the exception.

I plan on looking ridiculous tomorrow.

I am so boring.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEdVfyt-mLw

Happy Thanksgiving!

I've lost all confidence in my ability to dress nicely.

And I really need to get my hair cut.

New Favorite Song: Lonely Anywhere by The Everybodyfields

I'm so lost when it comes to math. Find the coterminal of the angle in radians? What?

I like Taylor Lautner sooooooooooooooooooooo much better than Robert Pattinson.

So basically for the movies I'm Team Jacob.... But for the books I'm Team Edward.

It's an annoying situation.

Meh Day

Wake-up= 6:46

Leave House= 6:48 (I'm that good)

Wawa

School

Food Bank

School

Conca D'Ora

School

Year One

Leaves

Anticipation

New Moon (OMG!)

Freak Out

Cream Puff

White Collar

Crying

SAT Word of the Day

Some guy's twitter

about to go teach a pokemon bible study to the jr high group, ash is like Jesus, that is my starting point Holy Spirit takes over from there8:20 AM Jul 20th from Echofon

I need to expand my necklace collection. Mostly of the silver variety.

Lilia's Baptism! :)

I retract my previous statement and now withdraw.

you're all probably the biggest idiots ever

Happy.

:D

"I love you, most ardently."

"I’ve been Skinny; it’s fucking boring."

— Kate Winslet

hellz yeah

"I am more of a jeans and T-shirt girl, really."

Emma Watson

This is where I'm like "Ginny Weasley?????!!!!!!!" And then I get jealous.

Harry's better.
Mel and her hubby.

Current Read: Love in Excess Haywood

Next Ten:

I am the Messenger Zusak

March Brooks

Slaughterhouse-Five Vonnegut

The Bestiary Christopher

The Idiot Dostoevsky

The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters Dahlquist

The Three Musketeers Dumas

The Warrior Heir Chima

Where the Heart Is Letts

In Cold Blood Capote

Probable Interruptions:

Little Women before March.

Possible sequels to The Glass Books of the Dream Eaters.

Possible sequels to The Warrior Heir, but this book may end up being booted to another time. I'm not sure yet.

Also Christopher wrote other books than The Bestiary and I might be tempted to read them in the middle of this.

And i'm intimidated by The Idiot and The Three Musketeers.

Restless

I need to learn learn learn

Experience

tadd?

Some people care too much, I think it’s called love.

— Winnie the Pooh

So I feel like an idiot.

YesYesYes!

When the brutality and savagery of Jack was brought into the clearing, it is forever contaminated.

Lion Pride!!!!!!!!!!!

I want this for the volleyball game tomorrow.

Countess Olenska

Wendol, Grendel

Next wednesday 8:30.... on Disney XD? Uhh, I guess that's okay.

Maybe I should actually try and do this.

There is a serious lack of moral ethics in our society. There are few role models that we can look up to that promote an honest lifestyle as a successful one. Many people think only of themselves and use others in order to make themselves more accomplished.

As an individual, I propose smiling. Mother Theresa said, “Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.” Mother Theresa herself was a beautiful person, and I think that if more people took her words to heart, then the world would be a better place. Simple, starting with a smile. I wholly believe that everyone looks better when they smile. A simple facial expression can change lives. A smile is warm and inviting; friendly. If I smile at someone, maybe even a stranger, then there’s a chance that they may smile back. If they do, then I’ve changed their life, even if in the smallest of ways.

A smile may then lead to a conversation. Conversation is like breathing life into a friendship. Maybe my fellow smiler has had something weighing them down for awhile, maybe I can help them. In fact, I know that I can help them. Sometimes people are just looking for a willing ear. The art of listening is something that is being forgotten. People need to remember to simply listen to others, take in what they’re saying. It doesn’t matter if I can’t form an appropriate answer or I can’t sympathize with them, just listening is enough. In another case, if they don’t have anything on their shoulder, I can talk to them. Get it out, whatever it is that I’m keeping bottled up inside of me will be better out in the open, free, and breathing, not inside my soul, suffocating my heart. If neither of us have anything bothering us, or simply don’t feel like spilling, then share a story! Everyone loves a story, I know I do. I’ll tell my new friend about my favorite restaurant, the best book I’ve ever read, or my first kiss! They’ll be enraptured. In return, I must listen to their stories, although that’s not a very hard task to perform. Talking and listening, it’s like the inhaling and exhaling of friendship. Both completely necessary for changing the world, one smile at a time. At the end of our elaborate and friendly conversation, I’ll invite them to a party or dinner! There, they will smile and converse with my other friends and acquaintances, expanding their circle of love, all because of my simple smile.

Hopefully, these people will learn from my smile. Perhaps they will smile to a stranger on a street, start conversations, share stories, and make new friends. In this way I hope to extend kindness to different circles of love. It will extend to people’s friends, families, businesses, institutions. In this way we will all be connected in one way or another. They love that feeling of inclusiveness and will hopefully wish to spread it to the people that they pass, but never really see. We will be connected through our beliefs, and our friends. Our belief that a smile can change someone’s life by snowballing into friendships and fun memories! We will not want to hurt one another, because we know that being kind and listening is more rewarding than hurting. So I propose smiling, because I believe a simple smile can change the world into something beautiful.

Melllllll we neeeeeeeedddd to watch Princess Mononoke. Like now. I hope/think you'll like it.

Ms. Lucas=Bitch.

So - you say you're under a curse. So what, so's the whole damn world.

-Jigo, Princess Mononoke

I have hyperextended knees. This explains so much!

Thanks Justin.

credit

It’s not that I literally think I’m a faerie. It’s just that I feel so different from most people. And this idea of a race living underground in caverns, spending all their days dancing and playing the fiddle and eating flowers and reciting poetry and sharing their dreams, that to me sounds much more real than the way people live in this world, hating and fighting and wanting and hurting."

— Francesca Lia Block

So basically I look at this and say "what's wrong with reading Harry Potter, Twilight, and other books? where's that category? like really. come on."

Reminder (to self):

Watch Big Fish and Princess Mononoke.

Ginkys!

Quaint

Love this

http://thefeathercircus.blogspot.com/

I feel like I should compete. But I don't really want to.

I'm wearing a sweatshirt tomorrow.

Blame it on the

poor time management and car.

OLD January 21, 2009

1. I should be doing homework.
2. I want to read, but I have too much homework (being on facebook doesn't count as procrastinating in my head "I'll only be on for a second.")
3. I am clueless about my future occupation.
4. Yet, I've come to the conclusion that I am destined to have ink-stained, calloused, and cramped fingertips.
5. My grandma was my favorite person in the world.
6. I dislike dumb, immature, annoying people.
7. I love huge sunglasses.
8. My little brother is awesome. <3
9. Chocolate should be a food group. haha
10. My parents are some of the smartest people I know, no matter how many times I call them stupid.
11. I wish I was a better writer.
12. I have awesome grammar and spelling.
13. I've played the piano since I was five.
14. My best friend's name is Melanie Katrina Scherr.
15. Reading is the one thing that I could do for hours, days, weeks, on end.
16. If you're going to lie, make sure you don't get caught, otherwise, you're just stupid.
17. I don't have many friends, but I am completely fine with that.
18. I have three more years of being youth deacon.
19. I think that you can believe in whatever you want to, as long as you do it passionately.
20. I secretly smell the pages of books, and love it.
21. Tadd didn't get the "fact" part about this 25 FACTS thing.
22. I'm over high school, one year was enough.
23. Kind people are the wisest.
24. I need to learn humility.
25. I'm going to be a LT at Camp Johnsonburg this summer. :)

NEW

1. I should be doing homework.

2. I'm exhausted and want to sleep.

3. I have a hint of what's going on in my future.

4. Something with reading... and traveling. Books, yeah, that's it.

5. I miss Grandma.

6. I think I have more patience now... at least I hope I do.

7. I love sweaters. That black cardigan I have, yeah, I want to wear it every day.

8. My little brother is going to be in high school next year. Woah.

9. I have a chocolate ghost from See's right next to me.

10. My parents are still smart. My dad is weirdly poetical and my mom's into this magic body stuff.

11. I still wish I was a better writer. Lists are good.

12. I'm definitely getting stupider. So grammar and spelling, not up to par.

13. I'm starting to practice piano again, I was on a hiatus.

14. I'm an actress.

15. Reading, yup, still love it. :)

16. Yeah, I'm an idiot.

17. I have basically one friend that I hang out with. Everyone else is sort of just there occasionally.

18. Actually, that whole "three year youth deacon" thing is over this January. Who knew? My dad actually.

19. Yep, still got that philosophy goin'.

20. Books smell good, yep.

21. Tadd=Creep.

22. High school, so done.

23. Kind people are the wisest.

24. Humility. Got it. Ohhhhh yeahhhhh. Let me tell ya.

25. I'm going to J-Burg in a couple weeks for a retreat!

cleaning, homework, babysitting, church, youth group, baking, Rumo.

I'm roughly right.

Self-Portrait

i am short brown hair with sort of a bit of red thrown in their, relatively straight, skin like parchment, and at times like a lobster, blue eyes like the ocean, with long, dark, thick lashes, droopy left eye, really dark circles under the eyes, some veins there as well, don't forget the spattering of freckles, don't forget pimples, ears are lopsided, crooked nose, but then again it's a straight slope, horribly chipped teeth, but straight, long tongue, thought i'd throw that in there, pink lips, pretty thin, strong neck, but not thick, that'd be a little gross, broad shoulders, flabby-ish arms, more freckles, more veins, knobby wrists, palms are the vein-iest, i like it that way, sometimes bit finger nails, fine with that, small fingers, but i'd like to think long and strong, curvy tummy, b-cup, legs=tree trunks, skinny, skinny, skinny ankles, tiny, tiny, tiny feet, with a bit of a tattoo on the right

i am jeans and a tee shirt + a sweater/cardigan, belt (sometimes), studs (most always), and some flats. my classic outfit. i love it and am constantly reinforcing it at old navy.

i could always get dressed up, don't worry, i know how. and sometimes i love that too. i like lace. i like bows. i like sequins. i like heels. i like clutches. i like diamonds. i like tule.

but i'm in high school. maybe when i'm thirty, flirty, and thriving, i'll put on a ball gown and go to a cocktail party and put on a cocktail dress and go to a ball

this has so many typos it's freakin crazy

“Geek is just another word for enthusiastic. As long as we keep loving stuff and remain unembarrassed by our enthusiasm, I think other people will feel the same way.”

— Simon Pegg in Interview Magazine, May 2007

My back is definitely killing me from that damn Etude in Style.

Nightmare

"Mister Moon came down and said,

'Don't go to sleep inside your bed!

For if you do you'll fill with dread,

From all those monsters in your head!'

Dream

"Mister Moon came down and said,

'Go to sleep inside your bed!

For if you don't you will not wed,

that Prince Charming in your head!'

If you wake-up and find a white cat, it's me.

“It is better to be roughly right than precisely wrong.”

— John Maynard Keynes

It's strange how in my mind I've loved so much. So many people. I've already met the love of my life one thousand times. I've already lost the love of my life nine hundred and ninety-nine times. We've lived happily ever after one thousand and two times. I've had foster parents. Abusive parents. Parents that are invisible. Parents that love me. Parents that I love. In my mind I've had best friends, the best. There for me, forever, loving me. I've had brothers, sisters, lovers, haters. In my mind I was persecuted during the Spanish Inquisition. In my mind I've been to the snowy streets of Moscow. I've traversed the Nile, twice. I've been to Hogwarts. For Narnia? Hell yes. I've witnessed French bureaucrats being smuggled across the Channel to safety during the Revolution. I was at the Battle of Ettinor, I saved it, not that I'd expect you to know what I'm talking about. I've built a cathedral, I've burnt it down. I've been stranded on islands more times than I can count. In my mind I've been to the edge of the world, and back.

In my mind.

In reality it's true that I love my parents, I love my brother, I love my friends.

But my mind is lying to me about almost everything I've seen of value.

And I'm totally fine with that.

There I go, lying again. The truth is it scares me to death. I've seen it. I've seen love, I've seen loss, I've seen adventure. It was beautiful.

Now I need to feel it, taste it, hear it, smell it. Live it.

I read notes.

I read palms.

I read letters.

I read faces.

I read stars.

I read colors.

I feel like Liesel and I have something in common.

Homework anyone? :P

"Ink stained sheets and starry skies,

Swollen fingers and bruising eyes.

Oh God, Oh man, Oh no, Another triangle sess, and you know what that means, Pokémon.

Finally he get's on the back of Hockalugi. That took a while. Idiot. Stupid. Retard.

I could definitely use some pants. Did that really just happen?

I'd have to say Slowking is my man. Really, I think I might be in love.

Oh we've been quite scrupulous, but being good guys is quite dupulous.

Is dupulous even a word?

Whatever. All I know is that Clash rhymes with Ash, and the only kid named Ash in the entire world, is Ash Ketchum. So, he is, of course, the chosen one.

But actually I think I'm going to keep playing this flute.

Because Lugia has telepathy. Well, he talks without moving his mouth, and it's sort of awesome.

I'm also pretty sure that Lugia is guido.

It's okay if you don't understand any of this.